坏 蛋 联 盟
打住 Stop.
你告诉我为什么 我就打住 I'll stop if you just explain it to me
-我不 -不聊这个好吗 -because I don't... -Would you please just drop it?
好吧 不聊就不聊 All right, all right, fine, fine, fine, fine.
都市时报 陨石展览
我们放下 扔到一边 Consider it dropped. It's dropped.
-再也不提了 -很好 -It's on the ground. -Good.
话说回来 没有人不爱过生日 But, I mean, come on, everybody loves birthdays.
来点儿装饰 挂上气球 开个派对 吃个蛋糕 You got decorations. You got balloons. You got parties and cake.
听着 我不需要礼物 Look, I don't need presents,
不需要什么装饰 我也不爱吃蛋糕 I don't want decorations, and I'm-I'm not a cake guy.
没开玩笑吧 你居然不爱吃蛋糕 Seriously, though, you don't like cake?
有什么比蛋糕更好吃 Name one food better than cake.
豚鼠 Guinea pig.
又是豚鼠 Oh, again with the guinea pig.
我敢打赌 要是我蒙住你的眼睛 I bet if I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
你根本分不清臭鼬和豚鼠的味道 between a skunk and a guinea pig.
你错了 蛇的味觉非常敏锐 Wrong. Snakes have impeccable taste buds.
-我能尝出空气的味道 -空气 -I can taste air. -Air?
没错 就是空气 Yes. Air.
味道不错 Nice.
我说不上来 豚鼠还是有点儿 I don't know. They're a little, uh...
太可爱了 我不忍心下嘴 a little cute for my taste.
正是因为可爱才好吃啊 That's what makes them so delicious.
你吃的不光是食物 You're not just eating food.
还是纯粹的善良 You're eating pure goodness.
豚鼠不重要 It's not about the pig.
重要的是它象征的深层含义 It's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level.
这么说你能尝出空气的味道 So, you can... you can taste air?
你还有什么本事 What else you got?
-当我没说 -等等 -Forget about it. -W-W-Wait.
你能听到颜色吗 Can you also hear color?
-好吧 好吧 -你能看到声音吗 -行吧 -All right, all right -Can you see sound?. -Okay.
有的话我们可以好好利用你的这些能力 'Cause we should really be capitalizing on these skills.
行行行 说个够 Okay, all right, fine. Get it all out.
-随你说个够 -好好 我不说了 -Get it all out now. -Okay, okay.
看看 下午四点 Look at that. 4:00 p.m.
这就是我们友谊划上句号的时刻 Now I know the exact moment our friendship died.
-该走了 -好 -Let's bounce. -Yep.
看来买单的又是我了 Tastes like, um, you're gonna stick me with the bill-- again.
今天我过生日嘛 Well, it is my birthday.
这时候又愿意过生日了 So now you play the birthday card?
真有你的 That's interesting.
有人能来帮我们结下帐吗 Can we get a check, please, when you get a chance?
有人吗 结帐结帐 Hello Checkity-check-check
这样好了 You know what?
我们就把钱放在桌上了 好吗 We're just gonna leave the money right here, okay?
知道这家店哪儿好吗 You know the one good thing about this place?
-哪儿 -我们来这儿不用排队 -What? -We never have to for a table.
不是哪儿都不用吗 Well, isn't that every place?
你好啊 好久不见 Hey, man. How you been? I haven't seen you in...
蛇来啦 Snake attack!
薄荷糖 Oh. Mints.
抱歉 我会让他少喝点儿咖啡的 Sorry, folks. I'm switching him to decaf.
好吧 开始行动 All right. Let's do this
豚鼠好吃吗 Guinea pig, huh?
它是可食用啮齿动物中的劳斯莱斯 It's the Rolls-Royce of rodents.
还不就是耗子 Yeah, but it's still a rodent.
你懂我的意思吧 You know what I mean?
通缉令
别介意 我们打个劫就走 Don't mind us, just robbing this place
-耶 不作恶 -不快活 -Whoo! Yeah! Go bad... -Or go home.
喂 说你呢 给我过来 Hey, you. Get over here.
靠近一点儿 Little bit closer.
我知道 Oh, I know what it is.
你怕我 因为我是大坏狼 You're afraid because I'm the... the Big Bad Wolf.
小红帽 大坏狼 狼来了 恶狼的故事 狼与鸡 狼和羊 三只小猪 彼得与狼
这不稀奇 毕竟我总在童话故事里当反派 Well, I'm not surprised. I am the villain in every story.
没错吧 贪心蛇 Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?
没错 Yep.
隆重介绍一下贪心蛇 Say hello to Mr. Snake.
贪心蛇
爬行动物 擅长开保险箱 Serpentine, safe-cracking machine.
他是没有手臂的脱逃大师胡迪尼 Imagine Houdini but with no arms.
他会告诉你杯子里只剩半杯水了 Kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty,
然后把杯子偷走 then steal it from you.
他还是我最好的朋友 He's also my best bud.
今天是他的生日 And today's his birthday!
-扯远了吧 -他是个小可爱 -Not relevant. -He's a sweetheart.
-你是个小可爱 -You're a sweetheart.
看看谁来了 Well, look who's here.
-他们可总算来了 -Took 'em long enough.
瞧好了 Watch this.
三 Three.
二 一 Two. One.
红绿灯上的是骇客蛛 And over here is Ms. Tarantula,
骇客蛛
我们的专属黑客 移动搜索引擎 our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine,
你被黑了
技术奇才 our traveling tech wizard.
我们叫她网妹 We call her Webs.
真潇洒 网妹 Very slick, Webs.
我还控制了警务调度系统 I also took over the police dispatch,
破坏了卫星成像系统 blurred their satellite imaging system,
组织了警用直升机起飞 grounded their chopper.
还有 And one more thing.
不是吧 You didn't.
有份特别外卖给 I got a special delivery for...
别吃我 千万别吃我 Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me! Please! Don't eat me!
生日快乐 不高兴先生 Happy birthday, Mr. Grumpy Pants.
我好讨厌你 I think I hate you.
各位 是我 Guys, it's me.
我伪装成了建筑工人 I was the construction worker.
这位是美肚鲨 And this is Mr. Shark,
美肚鲨
伪装高手 master of disguise,
拥有无数面孔的顶级掠食者 apex predator of a thousand faces.
他的封神之作 是伪装成蒙娜丽莎 His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa
偷走真正的蒙娜丽莎 disguised as the Mona Lisa.
干得漂亮 Dig that.
让开 大胖鱼 Watch it, big tuna.
我在干活儿呢 I'm trying to work here.
冷静点儿 Keep it cool, baby.
过生日应该心平气和 Birthdays should be chill.
还有最后一位成员 And rounding out the crew...
吓你一跳 Surprise!
是食人鱼 is Mr. Piranha.
食人鱼
他阴晴不定 暴躁易怒 He's a loose cannon with a short fuse,
见到谁都想上去打一架 willing to scrap with anyone or anything.
他勇敢 He's brave.
无畏 He's fearless.
说实话 他就是个疯子 Uh, who am I kidding? He's crazy.
我的天啊 满大街的警察[西班牙语]Nthat's a lot of po-po.
食人鱼 你是不是忘了什么 Uh, Piranha, did we forget something?
-什么 -礼物啊 -What? -The present.
你懂的 You know.
我当然没忘 Of-of course I didn't forget.
你说谎时总爱放屁 对吧 You know you fart when you lie, right?
什么 不 我是紧张时才会放屁 What? No, I fart when I'm nervous.
对 因为说谎而紧张 Yeah. Nervous about lying.
对不起 I'm sorry.
食人鱼 Piranha!
憋住气 Don't breathe it in.
我中招了 I breathed it in!
他们是很奇葩 Yeah, they're a bit eccentric,
但我们这样的动物 生来就不怎么受人待见 but when you're born us, you don't exactly win many popularity contests
有鲨鱼 Shark! Shark!
那我希望能不被当成怪物吗 Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters?
八条腿 八倍运动量 Eight legs, eight times the cardio.
怪物 Monster!
-当然希望 -一起泡吗 Sure, I do. -What's up, papa?
可是我们生来一手烂牌 But these are the cards we've been dealt,
还是得尽力打下去 so we might as well play 'em.
中大奖咯 Jackpot!
好极了 Yes!
嗯 Um...
-这什么情况 -你疯了吗 -What the thorax? -Are you crazy?
怎么了 我想再来点儿飙车的戏 What? I just wanted a longer car chase.
那个最有看头 It's the best part.
大坏狼
警长 是 Chief! It's...
那几个 Them.
网妹 放歌 Webs, hit it.
给我拿下 Get them!
迷上嘻哈韵律 它很对我口味 Hooked on the hip-hop phonics Yeah it works for me
快上车吧 火车今天免费 So jump aboard. Yeah, this train is free
列车长 让我吹响口哨 The conductor let me toot my whistle
时髦叔 欢乐音乐不停 The instructor Of the funky uncle fizzle
我要让你们把牢底坐穿 I'm gonna put you guys away for so long
连身上的跳蚤都长跳蚤 your fleas will have fleas.
警长 吃蛋糕吗 Chief. You want some cake?
你好像饿的生气了 You seem a little hangry.
把它从我眼前拿开 否则 Get that thing out of my face before I...
-抱歉了 警长 -怎么了 -Excuse me, Chief. -What?
你们跑不掉了 You're mine.
兄弟[西班牙语] Hermano.
对 我们是坏蛋 Yeah, we may be bad,
把坏事干的极好 but we're so good at it.
不不不不不不不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
继续逃吧 大坏狼 Keep running, Wolf!
总有一天你的好运会到头 One of these days, your luck is gonna run out!
好了 食人鱼 该你了 All right, Piranha, you're up.
生日快 Happy bir...
-不是吧你 -蛇哥 笑一笑 -Seriously? -Snake, come on.
干一杯总行了吧 At least make a toast.
-干杯 -来吧 -Toast! Come on! -Come on.
-好吧 我就说两句 -太好了 -Okay, okay. All right. A toast. -Whoo!
行了 Fine.
我这一生树敌众多 数不胜数 I've made a lot of enemies in my time-- I mean, a lot--
但在全世界这么多人里 but out of all the people in the world,
我最不讨厌的就是你们 I hate you guys the least.
说的还挺感人的 That was actually kind of beautiful.
太浪漫了吧 You're a poet, man.
敬蛇哥 就算他不喜欢 生日也要快乐 To Mr. Snake and his strange dislike of birthdays.
大家一起说 抢劫 Everyone say, "Robbery."
抢劫 Robbery.
瞧 都笑出酒窝了 Look at those dimples.
-哥们儿 生日快乐 -好了 -Happy birthday, buddy. -Okay.
-大家开吃吧 -好 -Now, dig in, fellas. -Yes!
食人鱼 Piranha!
别这样 Don't do that.
真恶心 That was so gross.
这可是我的午餐 That was my lunch!
要吃就别犹豫 You snooze, you lose.
这下你满意了 You like that.
好极了 Nice.
哎呀 我忘了还有推推糖 Ooh, wow. I forgot we had those Push Pops.
我都饿得能直接吞下一头鲸鱼了 Man, my tummy is rumbling like a kraken right now.
想吃吗 Yeah. Want it?
你明明知道他不会给你的 You know he's not gonna give it to you.
不 我相信 No, I believe that deep down
蛇哥其实有一个善良慷慨的灵魂 Snake is a kind and generous soul.
怎么看出来的 Why?
给你 拿着 Here. Take it.
好耶 Oh, yeah!
推给我吃吧 Pop me, please.
笨蛋 Sucker.
别这样 哥们儿 这样我就想跟你打一架了 Come on, man. Now you gonna make me get all aggressive.
真野蛮 Animals.
吐出来 吐出来 Spit it out! Spit it out!
休想 Never!
看看今天的新闻怎么报道我们吧 Let's see what they're saying about us today.
六台新闻快报记者蒂芙尼·弗拉菲特为您报道 What up? It's Tiffany Fluffit, Channel 6 Action News.
坏蛋联盟再次来袭 The Bad Guys have struck again...
别打了 我们上电视了 Guys, guys, stop it. We're on TV.
印证了他们是 proving once more that they
当下最恶贯满盈的犯罪联盟 are the most diabolical criminals of our time.
恶贯满盈 新词儿 Ooh, "diabolical." That's new.
听起来像魅力香氛 Know what it sounds like? A cologne.
恶贯满盈 Diabolical.
针对这一令人发指的罪行 To address this heinous crime spree
新任市长黛安狐进行发言 is the newly elected governor, Diane Foxington.
-市长 -好的 -Governor? -Okay. Yeah.
各位 我听见了 I hear you. I hear you.
听着 听着 坏蛋联盟确实非常的卑鄙无耻 Listen, listen. We all know how dastardly the Bad Guys are.
-那是当然 -但我更想说的是 -You bet we are. -But more than anything...
我对他们深表同情 I feel sorry for them.
什么 What?
这些所谓的坏蛋 These so-called Bad Guys
不过是些跟不上时代的小人物 are really just second-rate has-beens.
他们拙劣的荒唐举止 Behind their amateurish antics
和毫无新意的违法犯罪 and, frankly, unoriginal capers...
比如 又抢银行 I mean, really, another bank?
只是为了掩盖内心的愤怒 ...is nothing but a deep well of anger
我没愤怒 你才愤怒呢 I ain't angry! You're angry!
-自我欺骗 -胡说八道 -Denial -Not true.
以及自我厌恶 and self-loathing.
我唯一厌恶的就是你 The only one I self-loathe is you.
而他们内心的空洞用再多金钱 And those are holes that no amount of cash
和艺术品也无法填满 or priceless art can ever fill.
换个美食节目吧 What's on the Food Network?
所以我们应该把注意力从他们身上 So, can we just forget about the Bad Guys
她凭什么来评判我们 Who-who is she to judge us?
转移到更有意义的事情上 ...and focus on more positive things?
而最有意义的事情莫过于 And what could be more positive
颁发年度好心人奖 than the Annual Good Samaritan Awards,
明晚我将会把金海豚杯 where tomorrow night I will present the Golden Dolphin
颁发给年度最善良的公民 to this year's goodest citizen?
我竟然把票投给了她 I can't believe I voted for her.
你投给了她 You voted for her?
她很关心气候变化嘛 What? She's good on climate change.
等等 Wait. What's going on?
你的眼睛怎么亮了 You've got that twinkle in your eye.
各位 谁想再干一票 Guys, who's up for another job?
一票大的 A big one.
金海豚杯 The Golden Dolphin.
你认真的 Seriously?
原来有人比我还疯狂 I thought I was the crazy one.
想偷金海豚杯的家伙全都栽了 That job has broken every criminal who's tried it.
布加勒斯特强盗 幸运吉姆 The Bucharest Bandits, Lucky Jim.
血红爪 The Crimson Paw.
实际上血红爪没有被抓住 Actually, the Crimson Paw was never arrested.
没错 但他再也没偷过东西了 Yeah, but he never stole anything again.
蛇哥 要想让市长毛茸茸的脸再也笑不出来 Snake, what better way to wipe that smirk off the governor's fuzzy face
最好的办法就是在她眼皮底下偷走金海豚杯 than stealing the Golden Dolphin from right under her whiskers?
这是盗贼界最伟大的目标 This is the Holy Grail of thievery.
如果干成了 我们就是载入史册的 If we pull this off, we'll cement our legacy
最强犯罪联盟 as the greatest criminals of all time.
等等 哥们儿 Whoa, whoa, buddy.
我觉得我们别太感情用事了 I thought we weren't supposed to make things personal.
再说我们现在过得挺好的 Besides, we've got a good thing going here.
朋友相伴 自由自在 还有那么多战利品 Friends, freedom, and just look at this loot.
好吧 你说得对 算了吧 All right, you're right. Forget it.
-偷奖杯计划取消 -很好 -The Dolphin job is off. -Good.
看来奖杯只能便宜那只豚鼠了 I guess the pig will get his trophy after all.
是啊 只能便宜 Yeah, I guess he would...
你说什么 豚鼠 What do you mean, "pig"?
是啊 我没跟你说过吗 Oh, yes, did I not mention that?
奇怪 我以为我说过得奖的是 That's weird. I thought I mentioned that it was, uh...
好人奖发给了 The Good Samaritan is...
一只豚鼠 A guinea pig?
意下如何 蛇蛇 What do you say, Snakey?
比蛋糕还美味哦 Better than cake.
好吧 Okay. Fine.
但愿他真的很美味 But he better be delicious.
大家都参与吗 Are we all in this together?
计划是这样的 So here's the plan.
像往年一样 颁奖典礼将会 Like every year, the ceremony will be held
在美术馆举行 at the Museum of Fine Arts,
金海豚杯就放在 where the Golden Dolphin will be positioned
颁奖台的帷幕后面 just beyond the backstage curtain.
听着容易 Sounds easy.
听着是很容易 哥们儿 但要到后台 Sounds easy, hermano, but to get there,
我们需要通过三层安保系统 we'll need to bypass three levels of security.
第一步 混进美术馆 So, step one: We'll need to blend in.
橘子酱教授 Professor Marmalade,
是今年的金海豚杯得主 this year's recipient of the Golden Dolphin,
也是全世界最好心 最烦人的动物 the most annoying good creature on the planet.
教授 在过去一年里 你阻止了战争 Professor, in the past year, you've stopped wars,
消灭了饥荒 并拯救了无数熊猫的生命 fed the hungry and saved countless pandas.
有人认为 Some have described your goodness
你是仅次于特蕾莎修女的大善人 as second only to Mother Teresa.
蒂芙尼 做好事不是比赛 Oh, Tiffany, it's not a competition.
就算是 我们两个也不分上下 And if it were, it would really be more of a tie.
但我们都相信 每个人心中都 But we can all agree that there is a flower of goodness
有一朵善良之花 在等待绽放 inside all of us, just waiting to blossom.
进入美术馆后有两道装甲门 Once inside, there are two armored doors.
第一道门只能用 The first can only be opened by
专用的钥匙打开 a special key card that is carried
这枚钥匙在我们的老朋友警长身上 by our dear friend, the chief of police.
第二道门安装了视网膜扫描仪 The second is outfitted with a retinal scanner
并由特别行动组的精英看守 and guarded by an elite special ops unit
他们奉行的原则是 先打后问 trained to strike first and ask questions later.
黛安狐市长是 Governor Foxington is the only one
唯一有权限打开第二道门的角色 who has clearance to open the second door.
所以第二步是我去和她 So, step two: She and I will need to get
近距离接触 up close and personal.
大使先生 祝您今晚愉快 Enjoy your evening, Mr. Ambassador.
谢谢你 女士 Thank you, ma'am.
有趣的作品 Interesting piece.
蹩脚 空洞 矫揉造作 Trashy, pointless and pretentious.
人们都说艺术反映的 Hmm. They say that art reveals
不是创作者 而是观众的内心世界 more about the viewer than the artist.
你是 Mister...
泰迪登 奥利弗·泰迪登 Poodleton. Oliver Poodleton.
好吧 Uh... okay.
是该有人站出来 It's about time someone stood up
对付恶贯满盈的坏蛋联盟了 to those diabolical Bad Guys.
但不得不说 还没人成功过 Though, I've got to say, no one's succeeded yet.
我觉得这事并没有那么难 Eh. I don't think it'll be that hard.
我认为会比你想象的难 I have a feeling it'll be harder than you think.
他们再干一票大的 I'd say they're one epic job away
就能载入史册了 from cementing their legacy.
泰迪登先生 你真幽默 Mr. Poodleton, you're-you're funny.
我是是吗
我看他们能入的只有监狱的名册了 The only legacy they're cementing is life in prison.
你有关注他们最近的抢劫案吗 Did you see their last job?
毫无技巧的撤退 Ugh. Unsecured exits,
粗劣的伪装 强迫症似的炫耀 crude disguises, compulsive showboating.
简直一团糟 I mean, it was a mess.
这些都是犯罪组织衰落的典型征兆 All the classic signs of a crew in decline.
接下来他们便会开始感情用事 Next, they're gonna make it personal.
那是他们就要完蛋了 That's when you know they're toast.
这只是你的想法 Uh, well, that's your opinion.
确实 但我是市长 It is, and I'm the governor.
说回这个雕塑 我觉得观看的角度很重要 As for the sculpture, I think it's about perspective.
如果你用心观察 If you look closely enough,
即使是垃圾也能变成美好的事物 even trash can be recycled into something beautiful.
真不可思议 How about that?
也许有些事情并非总像我们表面看到的那样 I guess some things aren't always as they appear.
这倒提醒我了 That reminds me.
能合影吗 我可不想错过一张 May I? I can't miss a photo op
市长和垃圾的合影 with the governor and a pile of garbage.
泰迪登先生 可别这么说自己 Oh, Mr. Poodleton, you're too hard on yourself.
等等 Hey...
好了 朋友们 Okay, friends.
好戏开始了 It's showtime.
进去之后就实行第三步 Once we're in, it's on to step three:
大家各就各位 分头行动 We split up and we take our positions.
各位 如果让坏蛋联盟闯入这次活动 Officers, if the Bad Guys crash this event,
我肯定会丢掉饭碗 I am definitely going to lose my job,
到时我一定会毫不犹豫地把你们拖下水 and I will not hesitate to take you down with me.
-开始巡逻 -遵命 -Now, move out. -Yes, ma'am!
麦克风打开了 所有通讯已开启 能收到吗 Mic's on. Everyone on comms, do you copy?
-收到 -收到 -Copy. -Copy.
收到 Copy.
美女 能请你喝一杯吗 A drink for the pretty lady?
不用了 谢谢 我的生活真是一言难尽 No, thank you. My life is too complicated right now.
伙计们 海豚狩猎季到了 Boys, it's Dolphin season.
收到 正在路上 Copy that. I'm on the move.
二组 后台区域一切正常吗 Unit two, is the backstage area still secure?
二组报告 一切正常 Unit two. All clear.
这就是艰苦训练的回报 This is where all the training pays off.
-非常抱歉 -不要紧 先生 -Oh, pardon me. Terribly sorry. -Not a problem, sir.
时刻睁大你们的眼睛 Keep your eyes open, boys.
他们可能潜伏进来 随时准备羞辱我们 They could be anywhere, just waiting to humiliate us.
大坏狼已就位 Wolf is in position.
食人鱼 你换上服务员的衣服了吗 Piranha, you all penguin-suited and booted?
换上了 今天我就是个无情的偷奖杯机器 Affirmative. I'm a clean, mean, Dolphin-stealing machine.
你们好 What's going on, guys?
我来帮你吧 Here, let me help you.
你没事吧 女士 Are you okay, ma'am?
我的天 我没事 Oh, my gracious, yes.
虽然有点儿头晕 但还活着 多亏了你 I may be dizzy, but I'm alive, thanks to you.
你在干 What are you...
亲爱的 谢谢你 Thank you, dear.
你真是个好孩子 You're such a good boy.
兄弟 一切顺利吗 All good, brother?
一切顺利 对对 Yeah, all... a-all good. Yeah, yeah.
网妹 现在开展第四步行动吧 Webs, what do you say about moving on to step four?
收到 鲨鲨 该你上场了 Copy that. Shark, you're up.
-吸引注意 -我可以即兴发挥吗 -Do your thing. -Do I get to improvise?
好吧 即兴发挥 Yes, fine. Improvise.
但别太夸张 But please be subtle.
我快要生了 I'm having a baby!
有医生吗 Is there a doctor?
或者有没有警卫 Or perhaps several security guards
能离开岗位来帮帮我 that could leave their post and help me?
活鱼惊喜 "Fish surprise"?
惊喜吗 Surprise!
网妹 能把照片调高清 Hey, Webs, can you enhance this...
好了 我已经领先你八步了 小狼 Done. Eight steps ahead of you, Wolfie.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎年度好心人奖的主持人 your emcee for the Good Samaritan Awards...
好了 鲨鲨 我们进来了 All right, Shark, we're in.
哎呀 忘了 我没怀孕 Oops, I forgot, I'm not pregnant.
颁奖委员会主席 president of the committee,
黛安狐市长 Governor Diane Foxington.
谢谢 非常感谢 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
谢谢 Thank you.
去年我们面临了巨大的考验 Last year, we faced our biggest test
一颗陨石撞击了我们的城市 when a meteorite crashed into our dear city.
它不仅将城市砸出一个大洞 That meteorite didn't just make a hole in our city.
也在我们心里留下了洞 It made a hole in our hearts.
但在灾难面前 橘子酱教授 But even in tragedy, Professor Marmalade,
发挥了他特有的能力 he did what he does so well.
他教会我们乐观地看待事物 He made us look at things differently.
谢谢你 橘子酱 And thanks to you, Marmalade,
这颗心形陨石将永远提醒我们 the Love Crater Meteorite will forever serve as a symbol
即使在绝境中也存在着美好的事物 of how there is good even in the worst places.
快一点 Hurry up.
他成功扭转了气候变化的趋势 ...and successfully reversed climate change
保障了所有人的福祉 for the well-being of all of us.
真是出奇的顺利啊 This is going surprisingly smoothly.
那是个什么东西 What the molt is that?
狼鱼蛇鲨蛛 The Wolf Piranha Snake Shark Tarantula
-五毒绝杀系统 -五毒绝杀系统 -Protection System. -The W.P.S.S.T?
-这不在计划之内啊 -什么 -This was not supposed to happen. -What?
各位 冷静点儿 我正在解决 Guys, calm down. I'm on it.
激活五毒绝杀系统无效化协议 Initiating WPSST override protocol.
搞定啦 Get it, queen!
成功了吗 -再给我五分钟 Did it work? -Just give me five minutes.
现在 让我们一起有请 And now, please join me in welcoming to the stage...
我们没有五分钟了 We don't have five minutes.
橘子酱教授上台 Professor Marmalade.
我们爱你 橘子酱教授 We love you, Professor Marmalade!
那只豚鼠准备上台了 The pig is on the move.
再说一遍 那只豚鼠准备上台了 I repeat, the pig is on the move.
网妹 快点儿 帷幕要升起来了 Webs, Webs, the curtain's going up any minute.
我黑不进去 It's not letting me in.
检查下系统偏好设定 Check your system preferences.
不然下载一个什么驱动程序 You probably need to download a driver.
试试重启电脑 Try rebooting.
天哪 你的方法行通了 Oh, my gosh, you fixed it.
-真的吗 -才怪 - Really? -No!
嘿 拉里 Hey, Larry.
快点儿把门打开 Come on, open up.
我不是说过别反锁吗 What did we say about locking doors?
不好 鲨鲨 我这里有麻烦了 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Shark, I got a situation here.
收到 我这就过来 Copy that. I'm on my way.
大家快点儿 Hurry up, guys.
该让我的宝贝儿狂野一把了 Time to turn this baby on beast mode.
覆写中
受死吧 五毒绝杀系统 Eat it, W.P.S.S.T!
再憋一会儿 Please, not now.
-狼哥 -等等 不要啊食人鱼 -Wolf. -Wait, wait, wait. No, no, Piranha!
-这个奖项是为了 -This award is for...
我要说的是 As I was saying...
-食人鱼 非得这时候吗 -对不起 -Piranha! Are you kidding me? -Sorry!
因此我将在我的慈善晚会上 And that's why my Gala for Goodness
为那些不幸的人们筹集善款 will raise all the money needed for those less fortunate.
快开门 Come on!
拉里 我要发脾气了 I'm starting to get mad here, Larry.
网妹 Webs! Webs!
现在我们期待已久的时刻要来了 And now the moment we've all been waiting for.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
请问这是女厕所吗 Is this the ladies' room?
女厕所在走廊尽头右转 女士 Oh, uh, y-you need to take a right at the end of the hall, ma'am.
覆写完成
好极了 Yes.
验证 我不是狼蛛
不是吧 Oh, come on!
现在我很荣幸向橘子酱教授颁发 And now it is my honor to award Professor Marmalade
金海豚杯 with the Golden Dolphin!
-不 -不 -No. -No.
太好了 Yes!
人家是说 太好了 I mean, yes!
什么 What?
各位 请不要惊慌 Everyone, everyone, uh, please don't panic.
保持冷静 Just stay calm.
我想这一定是有原因的 I'm-I'm sure there's an explanation for this.
我再说一遍 请不要惊慌 I repeat, uh, please do not panic.
各位 干得不错 Nice work, everybody.
现在让我们像狼一样成群结队地离开这里 Now, let's make like a wolf and get the pack out of here.
文字游戏吗 Ah, wordplay.
我不太懂 I don't get it.
黛安狐 我可以说两句吗 Diane, Diane, if I may...
你们一定要知道 You have to understand,
我为这座城市点燃希望 不是为了得奖 I didn't bring hope back to the city for an award.
而是因为我能从中收获美好的感受 I did these good things because of how they made me feel.
那种兴奋感 That tingly feeling I get.
那种打心底里的激动感 That shiver up my spine.
会让我不由自主地摇尾巴 The wag in my tiny tail.
因为做好事就是感觉很好 Because, you see, being good just feels so good.
只要你做好事 就会有人爱你 And when you're good, you're loved.
狼仔 Wolf?
你在干什么 -Wolf? -What are you doing?
快走 Go!
是坏蛋联盟 It's the Bad Guys!
抓住他们 Arrest them!
他们偷了金海豚杯 They stole the Golden Dolphin!
得了吧 你又没证据 Come on, you can't prove that.
我的孩子 My baby!
坏蛋们 都跪下 On your knees, Bad Guys.
举起双手 With your hands up.
想得美 我们要走了 Never! We're out of here.
拜拜了您 So long, suckers.
这就有点儿尴尬了 Well, this just got a little weird.
坏蛋联盟失去自由和裤子
坏蛋联盟垮台了 The Bad Guys go bust.
穷凶极恶的五毒组合终于落网 The nefarious fivesome has finally been captured.
而我蒂芙妮·弗拉菲特为您抢先报道 And I, Tiffany Fluffit, am first on the scene.
我突然意识到 Wow. You know, I-I just realized that I have devoted
把你们送进监狱是我当警察后的头等大事 my entire adult life to putting you in jail.
是我的人生目标 You are my purpose.
没有了你们 我还能抓谁 Without you, who am I?
开玩笑啦 Ah, I'm just kidding.
这是我人生中最美好的时刻 This is the best moment of my life!
坏蛋联盟彻底完蛋了 It's the end of the Bad Guys.
不 No!
别碰我 Get your hands off of me!
别逼我咬你一口 Ooh, you're begging for a biting right now.
狼仔 Wolf!
橘子酱教授 市长女士 Professor Marmalade! Madam Governor!
橘子酱教授 市长 Ooh, Professor Marmalade! Madam Governor!
-市长 -一个个来 -Madam Governor! -One at a time. One at a time.
-回来-打扰一下 -Hey. Hey! -Excuse me.
打扰你们了 Sorry to interrupt.
我想在此恭喜市长 I just wanted to congratulate the governor here.
不得不承认 你把我们看透了 I got to say, you really got us pegged.
我们内心确实充满愤怒和自我厌恶 We're just a deep well of anger and self-loathing.
-自欺欺人 -没错 包括这个 -Denial. -Sure. That, too.
-自恋 -对 -Narcissism. -Yeah. Yeah.
精神世界很空虚 Emotional emptiness.
我们达成共识了 So we're on the same page.
他在干什么 What is he doing?
遗憾的是我们这些坏蛋 Sadly, we were never given a chance
就算想做好人也没有机会 to be anything more than second-rate criminals.
要是有好心人愿意 If only there was someone who could help
帮我们让心中的善良之花绽放该有多好 the flower of goodness inside us blossom.
他一定象征了爱与宽恕 Some icon of love and forgiveness,
比如说特蕾莎修女 like, uh, I don't know, Mother Teresa.
而现在我们只能在监狱里 Best thing is to just throw us in jail
绝望地度过下半辈子 for the rest of our hopeless lives.
没错 蹲监狱吧 Yeah, that's the plan.
等等 不要 Wait, wait, wait, no, no.
快进去 Get in there.
等一下 Wait.
你说什么 Uh, beg... beg pardon?
他可能确实是凶残的野兽 Mr. Wolf may be a savage beast.
甚至是行走的垃圾 Basically walking garbage.
抱歉 论证需要 Sorry, I'm making a point.
朋友 你接着认证 Do what you need to do, pal.
但如果我们从未给过他们机会 But how can we say they're hopeless
又怎么能说他们无可救药呢 if they've never been given a chance?
我们不如做个小实验吧 黛安狐 What if... what if we tried a little experiment, Diane?
你也知道 我的慈善晚会 As you know, my Gala for Goodness,
年度慈善大事件即将举办 the "hashtag charity event of the year," is coming up.
如果我能在晚会上向大家证明 If I can prove to everyone at that gala
这些坏蛋已经改过自新 that the Bad Guys have changed,
你能否还他们自由 让他们重新开始 will you set them free and give them a clean start?
橘子酱教授 你说什么 What? Professor Marmalade!
不行 你没看出来吗 No, no, no, no, no. Don't you see what he's doing?
他在利用你 He's playing you.
可主意是我想出来的 But it was my idea.
没错 It was his idea.
但那也是因为你在诱导他 But only because you made him have it.
市长 不能放了他们 Madam Governor, you can't just let them go.
教授 我不会拿整座城市的安危 Professor, I'm not about to put the safety of the city
冒险来做个小实验 on the line for an experiment.
市长 容我说一句 Excuse me, Madam Governor.
我记得有位智者曾说过 I seem to remember that a wise person once said,
即使是垃圾也能变成美好的事物 "Even trash can be recycled into something beautiful."
好吧 那就试试 Okay. I'm game.
但全是因为相信你 教授 But only because it's you, Professor.
不 No!
在慈善晚会前 奖杯暂时由政府保管 We'll hold on to the Dolphin until the gala.
以免给他们带来一些不必要的诱惑 Just to remove any unnecessary temptation.
当然了 想的真周全 Of course. Good thinking.
市长不愧是市长 That's why you're governor.
现在大家都高兴了 Now that everyone's happy...
我不高兴 Not happy.
我鲁伯特·橘子酱四世 I, Rupert Marmalade the Fourth,
将使坏蛋联盟转变成 will turn the Bad Guys into...
好人联盟 the Good Guys!
物归原主 I think these belong to you.
你 Hey.
不是谁都能有第二次机会的 Not everyone gets a second chance.
好好珍惜 泰迪登先生 Make the most of it, Mr. Poodleton.
反超级坏蛋联盟
狼仔 Wolf?
你在打什么主意 What are you doing?
-什么 -说啊 What? -Yeah.
你说刚刚啊 Oh, that.
抱歉 我以为这是明摆着呢 I-I-I'm sorry. I thought it was, uh, obvious.
我们会顺利的我们要变成好人
你把我搞糊涂了 Uh, you totally lost me.
我劝过他别喝马桶里的水 I told him to stop drinking out of the toilet.
你撞坏头了吗 Hey, did you get hit on the head?
什么 不 我没有 What? No, I didn't get hit on the head.
我表弟在头撞到锚之后 My cousin got hit on the head with an anchor,
就只会绕圈游了 and after that, he only swam in a circle.
不 各位 你们没懂我的意思 No, no, g-guys, guys, you're not following me.
我是说要假装变成好人 We're gonna pretend to go good.
跟橘子酱待上几天 Just a few days with Marmalade.
以好人的身份参加晚会 And then we roll into the gala as Good Guys
毫发无损地离开 顺便盗走 and roll out scot-free with...
金海豚杯 The Golden Dolphin.
没错 You got it.
还没得手怎么能放弃 Since when do we not finish a job?
坏蛋伪装成好人 The Bad Guys become the Good Guys
为的是继续干坏事 so we can stay the Bad Guys.
懂我意思吧 You know what I'm saying?
坏蛋演好人 Bad Guys acting good?
真是罪大恶极 It's the ultimate Bad Guy thing.
太棒了 It's fantastic.
狼仔 你是个天才 Wolf, you're a genius.
这次行动将不费吹灰之力 It's gonna be, like, the most relaxing con ever,
就像度假一样 like a vacation.
犯罪度假 Oh, oh. A con-cation.
我爸妈就是这么认识的 Ooh! My parents met on a con-cation.
太好啦 Oh, goody.
又大又奢华 Big and fancy.
耗子也挺有品味的嘛 Rodent's got taste. Okay.
我都有点儿想变可爱了 Almost makes me want to be cute.
俗话说 经验是最好的老师 They say experience is the best teacher.
大错特错 And they are wrong.
我才是 I am.
早上好 想变好的学生们 Good morning, students of goodness.
欢迎开启你们美好余生的第一天 And welcome to the first day of the rest of your best life.
好大的屁股 A giant butt.
这不是屁股 Uh, it's-it's not a butt.
这是一盏 It's a lamp in the shape of
心形的陨石灯 也是我最好 the Love Crater Meteorite, my greatest...
这是谁的屁股 I wonder whose butt it is.
再说一次 这不是屁股 谢谢 Once again, it's not a butt. Thank you.
这是一颗心 好了 我刚说到 It's a heart. Now, as I was saying...
-那它怎么有两瓣 -闭嘴 -Then why does it have cheeks? -Shut it!
怎么了 我没见过这样的心 What? I've never seen a heart with cheeks.
这不是 It's not a...
-屁股蛋 -这不是屁股 -Booty! -It's not a butt! Not a butt!
他知道屁股长什么样吗 Does he know what a butt is?
我刚刚说到 As I was saying,
从表面上看 你们五个是坏蛋 on the outside, the five of you are villains,
强盗 反社会的大变态 predators, remorseless sociopaths.
别夸了 怪不好意思的 Oh, stop. You're making me blush.
但你们内心却有一朵花-- But inside, there's a flower--
一朵善良之花 当它绽放时 the flower of goodness-- and when it blooms
你会感到一阵愉快的刺激 and you feel that tingle of positivity
迅速扩展到全身 radiating through your body,
让你想时刻感受这份美好 you're going to want to feel it all the time.
那我们要找点儿刺激 So we're going for a tingle?
不是一般的刺激 Not any tingle.
而是善良给你的刺激 你们将在 The tingle of goodness, which you'll feel
我最先进的分享实验室中体会到 in my state-of-the-art Sharing Laboratory.
贪心蛇先生 我要给你一根推推糖 Okay, Mr. Snake, I'm going to give you a Push Pop.
好耶 只有我一个人独享 Great! Push Pop just for me!
-不 你要分享 -为什么 -No, to share. -Why?
因为从本质上来说 Well, on a fundamental level,
善良就是要优先满足别人的需求 it's about putting someone else's needs ahead of your own.
不 没门 Oh, no. No way.
蛇哥 Snake.
好吧 All right, all right.
吃起来肯定特别甜 This is going to taste extra sweet,
因为是从你嘴里抢过来的 'cause I know how bad you want it.
推给我吃吧 Pop me, please. Ah...
别做梦了 蠢蛋 Nope. Sucker.
够了 That's it!
我来教教你什么叫分享 I'll teach you to share!
我喜欢分享 真好吃 Mm, I like sharing. It's yummy. Mm.
我一点儿也不后悔 Totally worth it.
有点儿吓人了 Well, that's terrifying.
我们学点儿更简单地吧 Let's try something simpler.
善良的人总是会关心 A good person always pays attention
他人的需求 to the needs of others.
这里有一位虚弱的奶奶 Now, here's a kindly, frail grandma.
食人鱼先生 扶奶奶过马路 Mr. Piranha, help grandma across the street.
好好好 我经常做好事 Sure, sure, sure. I do this all the time.
奶奶 我牵着您 Here you go, ma'am.
这小子肯定会搞砸 Oh, he is totally gonna blow it.
你说什么 What was that? What did you say
你觉得我办不到吗 You think I can't do this?
不 食人鱼 No, no, no, Piranha!
要不再简单点儿 Maybe simpler?
快看 有只猫被困在树上了 Hey, look. It's a cat stuck in a tree.
这已经是最简单的了 It doesn't get much simpler than that.
怎么在这种情况下 Now, what in this scenario
获得愉快的刺激呢 would give you that good tingle?
吃了它 Eating it?
我平时随身携带两片面包做三明治 This is why I always carry two pieces of bread with me.
不 No.
我希望你们能 I want you to s...
-打它 -剥了它 -Smack it. -Skin it?
-捅它 -炖了它 -给它唱首歌 -Stab it. -Sauté it. -Sing to it?
救他 我希望你们能救 Save it. I want you to sa...
这不很明显吗 我希望你们能救下它 That's obv... It's so obvi... I want you to save it.
-对哦 -对 对 对 当然 -Right, right. -Right, right, right. Sure.
猫咪 下来 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
这猫肯定有毛病 Whoa, that cat is obviously defective.
你怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
你会把它吓坏的 You're gonna give it a heart attack.
交给我吧 I'll handle this.
兄弟 你好啊 What's up, papa!
把它弄走 它跳到我脸上了 Get him off my face! He's on my face!
住手 你们这是在干嘛 No, no, no, no, no, listen! Wh-What are you doing?
好吧 冒昧问一句 你们擅长什么 Okay. What, may I ask, are you good at?
偷东西 Stealing stuff.
没错 我们超拿手的 Oh, yeah, we're great at that.
-抢劫 -偷窃 -Robbery. -Larceny.
-电话诈骗 -勒索 -Wire fraud. -Extortion.
-偷税漏税 -抢劫 -Tax evasion. -Heists.
邮件诈骗 -等等 你说是抢劫是吗 Mail fraud. -Wait. Heists, you say?
这可是我们的拿手好戏 Well, that's... yeah, that's kind of our specialty.
我有主意了 I might just have an idea.
释放豚鼠 释放豚鼠 Free the pigs! Free the pigs!
阳光实验室
这是一家动物实验室 That is an animal testing lab.
里面有20万只绝望的豚鼠 Within, 200,000 helpless guinea pigs,
被一帮施虐成性的科学家用来做实验 all being poked and prodded by sadistic scientists.
你是说豚鼠吗 Guinea pigs, you say?
蛇哥 Snake.
你们要营救他们 I want you to rescue them.
但这是为了做好事而抢劫 But this is a heist for good,
所以我准备了友好的作案服装 so I brought something more friendly for you to wear.
拜拜 Bye.
我们的脸算是丢光了 Well, there goes our street cred.
还挺舒服的 At least it's comfy.
好了 得先引开那些科学家 All right, we need to distract that scientist.
-鲨鲨 交给你了 -收到 -Shark you're up. -Copy that.
我们需要绳子和钩子 Okay. We're gonna need a rope and a hook.
-交给我吧 -什么 -I got this one. -What?
你居然自告奋勇 You're volunteering?
你从来没有这么积极过 You've never volunteered for anything.
怎么没有 现在就算 Sure, I did. Right now.
-快把我扔过去 -Uh... -Throw me up there. Giddyap!
-确定吗 -对 -Really? -Yep.
我有99%的把我你能做得到 I'm 99% sure you can make it.
-好吧 -动手吧 -Okay. -Let's do it!
你好啊 儿子 Hey there, son.
老爸 Dad?
我知道你的工作很重要 I know you've got an important job,
但能不能抽空跟老爸玩玩扔球游戏呢 but I hope you still have time for a catch with your old man.
-孩子 -96%的把握 -Hey, kiddo. -96% sure.
你永远都是我最珍贵的宝贝儿 You'll always be my special boy.
剩90%了 Maybe 90%.
这是我一辈子都梦寐以求的时刻 I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
好了 跑远点儿去捡球吧 -现在把握 -Okay. Now, go long. -Ow!. I don't know.
好开心啊 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
谢谢你 老爸 Thank you, Daddy!
50%了 今天几号 50... What day is it?
我是谁 Who am I?
豚鼠被关在 Right. The guinea pigs are locked
在一扇90厘米[3英寸]厚的防盗门后 behind a three-foot-thick steel door.
只能从通风口进去 The only way in is through the vents.
让我来 I got it.
放心吧 Upsy-daisy!
-穿过罩子 越过通风口 -他从没这么欢快过 -Over the filters and through the vents -I have never seen him so chipper.
这是大彻大悟了吗 Has he been meditating?
奔向豚鼠乐园 To Guinea Pig Land we...
蛇来啦 Snake attack.
快看 橘子酱教授来了 Oh. Hey, look, it's Professor Marmalade.
没错 我来了 Yes, that's right. It's me.
救星来了 Help has arrived.
请盯紧这扇门 Just keep your eyes glued to that door.
蛇哥 快开门 Snake. Come on, Snake. Open up.
别急 Relax.
这扇门不容易开 These doors are complicated.
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding me?
你到底在干嘛 What do you think you're doing?
我们应该救豚鼠 不是吃豚鼠 We're supposed to save them, not eat them.
我觉得他们去了更好的地方 Well, I'd say they've gone to a better place.
好了 够了 All right, that's it.
快吐出来 Spit them out.
你们还是乖乖跟我们走吧 We gonna save you whether you like it or not.
我们来救你们了 臭毛球 We're saving you, you stupid hair balls.
不是那扇门 是另一扇门 Not that door. The other door.
怎么办 Hey, hey.
马上了 Any second.
事情不是你们看到的这样 It-it's not what it looks like.
非法入侵 入室盗窃 骚乱 Trespassing, burglary, mayhem,
致命爬行动物袭击实验室 assault with a deadly reptile?
难道那些可怜的豚鼠 As if those poor rodents
遭的罪还不够多吗 haven't been through enough already.
不 黛安狐 冷静 No, Diane, please.
很抱歉 Okay.
教授 但我要把他们交给警方了 I'm sorry, Professor, but I'm calling the chief.
不要啊 Please. Come on.
实验结束了 This experiment is over.
实验需要时间 Experiments take time.
你就不能忍忍吗 You couldn't help yourself?
我就是没忍住 怎样 So I had a moment of weakness. Sue me.
进监狱的话麻烦就大了 That's gonna be difficult to do from prison.
各位 现在该怎么办 Guys, what do we do now?
是时候发起魅力攻势了 Hmm. Time to launch a charm offensive.
很好 迷倒万千少女 Oh, yeah. The full Clooney.
市长 Madam Governor.
黛安狐 Diane.
我可不吃你这一套 Do not Clooney me, Wolf.
我知道你在想什么 你以为我还是坏蛋 Oh, I see what's going on. You think I'm still a Bad Guy,
为了重获自由在耍你们 trying to bamboozle my way to freedom.
但我们真的变了 But we've changed.
这里到处盛开着善良之花 That flower of goodness is blossoming all over the place.
你撒那么多谎就不累吗 Don't you ever get tired of lying?
不累 No.
我是说 该死 I mean... Fudge.
你是想套我的话 对吧 That was... that was a trick question, right?
我给过你们一次机会 I gave you an opportunity--
向全世界证明 a chance to show the world
你们不是可怕的怪物 但是 that you're more than just a scary stereotype but...
你们太傲慢 或者太懦弱 白白浪费了机会 you're too proud or too gutless to take advantage of it.
懦弱 你说我懦弱 Gutless? I'm gutless?
你可别忘了 I'm sorry, have we met?
我是每个童话里的大反派 I'm the villain of every story.
看脸就知道我不是好人 Guilty until proven innocent.
就算我们奇迹般地变好了 Even if by some miracle we did change,
又有谁会信呢 who's gonna believe us, huh?
你当然不会懂我们的感受 Of course you wouldn't know anything about that,
你可是高高在上的完美市长 with your Little Miss Perfect power suits.
真是这样吗 Is that so?
等等 Wait a second.
你怎么 你从哪儿 What did... How did you...
狐狸和狼也没多大的区别 A wolf and a fox are not so different.
别人可能会相信你 也可能会质疑你 Maybe they will believe you, maybe they won't,
但这并不重要 but it doesn't matter.
别管别人的想法 要为自己而活 Don't do it for them. Do it for you.
这是改变人生的最佳机会 This is a chance to write your own story.
也能让你和朋友过得更好 To find a better life for you and your friends.
再说你有什么可损失的 Come on, what have you got to lose?
不好说 我的尊严 I don't know. My dignity?
这个嘛 你的尊严早就丢光了 Yeah, well, that ship has already sailed.
信不信由你 我支持你 大坏狼 Believe it or not, I'm rooting for you, Wolf.
那你不会叫警察来了 So you're not gonna call the chief?
晚会上见 I'll see you at the gala.
我们初次见面不太愉快 I think we got off to a bad start.
我叫大坏狼 The name's Wolf.
好吧 Yep.
我已经习惯了 I get that a lot.
大家对我的第一印象不好 First impressions and all.
别动啊 No, no, no, no.
没事的 Uh, it's okay. It's okay.
我不会伤害你的 我知道你很害怕 I'm not gonna hurt you. I know you're scared.
换做是我也会害怕的 I would be, too, if I were you.
相信我一次吧 Just give me a chance.
其实我们有很多共同点 Truth is we actually have a lot in common.
别告诉别人哦 Don't tell anyone,
其实我很喜欢挠耳朵后面 but I love a little scratch on the spot behind my ears.
就是这个位置 You know, right there.
超舒服的 The best.
下来吧 猫咪 Come on, kitty.
真是乖孩子 Yeah. Who's a good kitty?
-真是乖孩子 -狼哥 -Who's a good kitty? -Uh, Wolf?
你救了他 Um, you saved him?
没错 Yes!
成功了 Yes. It's working.
你拍下来了 You-you filmed that?
对 大家开始喜欢你了 Yes, and they're starting to like you.
太好了 Yeah!
太棒了 All right!
这下你们就能 This might just be enough
在晚会上赢得来宾的喜爱了 to win over the guests at the gala.
-这才像话嘛 -太好了 -Now we're talking! -All right!
我们成功了 Yeah, we did it! All right!
大坏狼 Uh, Wolf?
说实话 你真的改变了 I must say, you've really turned a corner.
-你变善良了 -真的 -You're really getting it. -Really?
谢谢 Oh, uh, thanks.
我说真的 Now, I mean it.
你从头到尾都变了 And I can see it from tip to tail.
可惜你要背着这些沉重的包袱 It's just a shame that you have to carry all that baggage.
你说的是我的朋友们 What are you talk... You mean the guys?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
你的潜力不可限量 You have great potential, Wolf,
但有时候你必须做出选择 but at some point, you're going to have to choose
是要你的朋友 还是要美好的人生 between your friends or the good life.
嘿 你睡了吗 Hey. You still awake?
你 你把猫带进来了 You-you brought the cat in?
对呀 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
留着万一有用呢 I'm just... I'm just saving it up for later.
怎么了 Why? What's up?
我只是有点儿担心 I was just getting a little worried,
因为你变成了 since you've kind of become a...
变成了什么 Become a what?
那种好好学生 You know, teacher's pet.
跟那个橘子酱打得火热 Getting all cozy with Marmalade.
还总是摇尾巴什么的 Your tail wagging and everything.
那是为了能骗取他的信任 Well, yeah, because it has to be believable.
我想也是 Uh-huh. Yeah, I guess so.
只要这些都在计划之内 As long as it's all part of the plan.
这都在计划之内 对吧 It is all part of the plan, isn't it?
蛇哥 这个计划是谁提出来的 Snake, buddy, who made the plan to begin with?
你提的 You did.
那我当然是计划最坚定的执行者了 对吧 So I'm the one who sticks to the plan the most, right?
对 没错 好吧 Yeah, ri... Uh, yeah, ok...
你说得有道理 I guess that makes sense, yeah.
但如果计划有变 But if the plan were ever to change,
你会告诉我的 对吧 you'd-you'd tell me, right?
我向你保证 You have my word.
不作恶 Go bad...
不快活 Or go home.
-蛇哥 -怎么了 -Hey, Snake. -Yeah?
你有没有想象过这样的场景 You ever wonder what it'd be like?
大家都喜欢我们 而不像现在这样害怕我们 The world loving us instead of being scared of us?
你想象过吗 You ever... you ever think about that?
喜欢我们 Loving us?
怎么可能 Yeah, right.
我才不会把时间浪费在做白日梦上 I don't waste time thinking about stuff that's never gonna happen.
我只希望生活能早点儿恢复正常 I can't wait for things to get back to normal.
对 恢复正常 恢复正常 Yeah. Back to normal, back to normal.
新闻快报 蒂芙尼·弗拉菲特的特别报道
大家好 橘子酱教授 What up? We are just moments away
举办的慈善晚会将在今晚开幕 from Professor Marmalade's Gala for Goodness,
在晚会上传奇的心形陨石 where the legendary Love Crater Meteorite
将首次进行公开展览 will be on display for the first time ever.
不过大家最为关注的 But what everyone is really buzzing about
还是坏蛋联盟 那段拯救小猫咪的暖心视频 is the Bad Guys, whose heart-melting rescue video
让它们一夜之间火遍了全网 has made them an overnight viral sensation.
各位 这次行动非常重要 All right, guys, this is the big one.
金海豚杯装在一个钛金属箱内 The Golden Dolphin is inside a titanium case
箱子由随机生成的五位数字密码开启 controlled by a randomly generated five-digit code,
而密码放在 a code kept safe and secure
在一个手提箱内 手提箱拷在警长手上 inside a briefcase handcuffed to the chief of police.
她可不是吃素的 She's not messing around.
只有她的指纹能 The code is only accessible with
-打开箱子拿到密码 -我来搞定 -her authorized fingerprints. -Leave that to me.
蛇哥搞定密码 While Snake gets the code,
鲨鲨去拿假金海豚杯 Shark will secure the fake Dolphin.
听起来不错 I like the sound of that.
与此同时 我们其余人安置好电路干扰器 Meanwhile, the rest of us plant circuit jammers.
这样一来我就能侵入电网 Allowing me to hack into the power grid.
晚会进入尾声时 我们向教授敬酒 At the end of the night, we toast the professor,
说些场面话什么的 "Blah-blah-blah, yada yada,"
我一说橘子酱 灯光就熄灭 and when I say "Marmalade," lights go out,
我们只有四秒钟的行动时间 and we'll have exactly four seconds to make our move.
来个偷天换日 The old switcheroo.
警长将假金海豚杯交给橘子酱 Chief hands Marmalade the fake Dolphin,
我们获得赦免 在掌声中自然地离场 we get our pardon, applause, applause, exit stage right,
等他们发现不对劲儿的时候 and by the time they realize what happened...
拜拜了您嘞 So long, suckers!
我们早已远走天涯 we'll be driving off into the sunset,
在江湖上留下传说 legacy cemented.
好极了 Nice.
哥们儿 不得不说 Got to hand it to you, buddy.
你真的很高明 You're a real artist.
好人联盟准备登场了 Well, Good Guys, this is it.
祝你们好运 Good luck out there.
要记住今晚的焦点是你们 不是我 Remember, all eyes will be on you tonight, not me.
大家欢迎好人联盟登场了 Friends, meet the Good Guys!
气氛不对啊 Uh, this is different.
-这是恶作剧吗 -这是什么声音 -Is this a prank? -What's that sound?
他们在尖叫 但又不害怕 Like screaming but not terrified.
好了各位 我们进去吧 All right, guys, let's, uh... let's mingle.
犯罪大师登场 It's crime time, baby.
找假奖杯 假奖杯 Okay, fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin, fake Dolphin.
找到了 Bingo.
美肚鲨先生 Mr. Shark, Mr. Shark!
鲨鱼真能闻到一英里外的血味吗 Is it true sharks can smell blood a mile away?
什么 不 那也太吓人了 What? No. That's freaky.
-大坏狼先生 大坏狼先生 -有事吗 -Oh, Mr. Wolf! Mr. Wolf! -Hey. Whoa.
很高兴认识你 It is a pleasure to meet you.
-也是我的荣幸 -我很喜欢你的视频 -Pleasure is all mine. -I loved your video.
能和你合张影给我的孩子看吗 Can I get a picture for my kids?
大家稍等一会儿 我先 Uh, hey, just a minute, guys. Let me... let me, uh...
我得 我马上回来 I got... I'll be right back.
大坏狼 你在打什么主意 Okay, Wolf, what are you up to?
对付这类犯罪分子 Yeah, with criminals like this,
我得机智狡猾 暗中观察 you got to be crafty, subtle, invisible.
当他们放松警惕 And then the moment they let their guard down...
重拳出击 whammo!
将他们一网打尽 You gotta spring the trap!
总之先下手为强 Always one step ahead.
我该奖励自己一杯气泡水 I think I've earned a tonic water.
杯子也有讲究 对吧 Put it in a fun glass, huh?
好极了 Oh! Nice.
不好 Oh, no.
嘿 Hey.
这才像话 That's right.
见了我知道害怕 Be intimidated.
不要啊 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
看着我 Look at me
告诉我你看到什么 Tell me what you see
我是好还是坏 Am I good or bad
不要妄下断言 Don't you judge so fast
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey
你自以为了解我 态度决绝 I know think you know me. You made your own conclusion
你觉得我很可怕 但那是错觉 You think that I look scary. Well that's your own delusion
听我对你说 表象未必就是真 Listen to I tell you. There's more than meets the eye
官方密码 12345
若你留心看 我是真正的好人 So take a closer look to find a real good guy
我们不是大坏蛋 We're not bad guys
大坏狼先生 Mr. Wolf.
黛安狐 好巧啊 Diane. Yeah, what a surprise.
如果我没猜错的话 You know, if I didn't know better,
你在刻意躲着我 I'd think that you were avoiding me.
躲着你 Avoiding you?
我为什么要躲你 Wh-Why would I do that?
好吧 Okay.
不得不说 我有点儿失望 But I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.
我还盼着你邀请我共舞呢 I was hoping you were gonna ask me to dance.
让我们跳起来 Get up on the floor
我们今晚会善良 让你从此改观 We're gonna be good tonight. Wanna get you feeling right
我们今晚会善良 我们是好人联盟 We're gonna be good tonight. We're the good, good guys
我们今晚会善良 让你从此改观 We're gonna be good tonight. Wanna get you feeling right
我们今晚会善良 我们是好人联盟 We're gonna be good tonight. We're the good, good guys
看来你脱下了身上的羊皮 I see. You lost the sheep's clothing.
是啊 我发现还是自己的毛皮更舒服 Yeah. Figured it was time I got comfortable in my own fur.
如果你在这里感觉很好 If you're feeling good in here...
我说 如果你在这里感觉良好 I said, if you're feeling good in here...
我喜欢这个全新的你 I think I like the new you.
我也有同感 Well, that makes two of us.
我们欢聚一堂享受快乐时光 We're all here to have a good, good time
随着音乐起舞 希望你明白我的心意 Let the rhythm move you and open up your mind
有时候你会看到我在附近 Next time you see me in the neighborhood
你绝不会怀疑我不安好心 Don't you be thinkin' that I'm up to no good
我希望你能给我一次机会 I just want you to give me a chance
我知道你的身体很想跳舞 I know your body really wants to dance...
快撑开雨伞 因为天上掉钱了 Break out the umbrellas, because it's raining money.
这多亏了 不敢相信我会这么说 All because of-- I can't even believe I'm saying this--
这多亏了坏蛋联盟 all because of the Bad Guys.
让你从此改观 我们今晚会善良 I wanna get you feeling right. We're gonna be good tonight
我们是好人联盟 We're the good, good guys
我们今晚会善良 We're gonna be good tonight
让你从此改观 我们今晚会善良 I wanna get you feeling right. We're gonna be good tonight
我们是好人联盟 We're the good, good guys
现在大家都不再害怕你们了 感觉如何 So, how does it feel to have everyone not fear you for a change?
我感觉很开心 It feels good.
非常开心 Real good.
黛安狐 Diane...
这个还给你 It belongs to you.
一 二 三 Go to it, two, three
我们是好人联盟 我们今晚会善良 We're the good, good guys. We're gonna be good tonight
让你从此改观 我们今晚会善良 I wanna get you feeling right. We're gonna be good tonight
我们是好人联盟 We're the good, good guys
谢谢你 大坏狼 Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Wolf.
正如大家所知 今晚所筹善款 As you know, the money raised tonight
将在明天捐往各个学校 医院 will be delivered tomorrow to schools, hospitals
以及城市里其他值得捐助的事业 and other worthy causes across the city.
我希望借此机会 I just want to take a moment
感谢让我们重获新生的人 to recognize the one responsible for our new outlook.
我们杰出的导师 Our brilliant mentor,
-完美的典范 -按下去 -快啊 -a paragon of enlightenment... -Do it. -Come on.
独一无二的 he one and only Professor...
-狼哥 快按 -这位 Wolf, do it. -Professor...
橘子酱教授 Professor Marmalade!
警长 我能为代劳吗 Chief, may I do the honors?
计划不是这样的 That's not the plan.
发生什么事了 What is happening?
他变卦了 He's gone rogue.
说到做到 A deal's a deal.
我作为市长 很高兴能 By the power vested in me, it is a pleasure
赦免坏蛋联盟全部的 to grant the Bad Guys a full par...
-不太对劲儿 -陨石不见了 -That was weird. -The meteorite is gone!
它被偷走了 Somebody stole it!
警长 Chief.
-大坏狼 -拜托 -Wolf. -Come on.
你不会以为这是我们干的吧 You can't possibly think that we did this.
拜拜了您嘞 So long, suckers!
快跑 Run!
抓住他们给我拿下
给你这个 Here. Here.
-你在干什么 -如数奉还 -What are you doing? -I'm giving it all back.
抱歉 Excuse me.
-刚刚是怎么回事 -我办不到 -What happened back there? -I couldn't do it.
什么叫你办不到 What do you mean, you couldn't do it?
-我只是 -不 -I-I-I just... I... -No!
我才不跑 I do not run.
这可不是我的作风 That is not how I roll.
食人鱼 千万别冲动 Piranha, don't do anything crazy.
老兄 冲动就是为派对准备的 Crazy is what I bring to the party, chico.
坏蛋联盟被捕 人生并不如戏
你们抓错人了 Hey, you're making a mistake.
不是我们干的 We didn't do it.
虽然我们经常这么说 I know we always say that,
但这次真不是 but this time it's actually true.
别废话 A-la-la-la-la. Can't hear you.
-是你是你就是你 -去问橘子酱 -Guilty, guilty, guilty. -Talk to Marmalade.
我们真的变好了 他可以证明 We're really good now. He'll tell you.
教授 Professor!
今晚头条 本性确实难移 Tonight's headline: Change is impossible.
以貌取人确实是永恒的真理 You should always judge a book by its cover,
所有刻板印象都得到了证实 and all stereotypes have been affirmed.
慢着 我的天哪 Stop, for goodness' sake!
让我和他们说两句 Let me speak to them.
这其中一定是有什么误会 I'm-I'm sure there's been some misunderstanding.
橘子酱教授 Professor Marmalade.
你只有五分钟 You've got five minutes.
这次没得商量 No deals this time.
你得帮帮我们 Y-You have to help us.
告诉大家这不是我们干的 Tell 'em. Tell 'em we didn't do it.
别急 这事当然不是你们干的 There, there. Of course you didn't do it.
怎么可能是你们呢 How could you?
毕竟你们是好孩子 After all, you're such a good boy.
你真是个好孩子 You're such a good boy.
那种打心底里的激动感 That shiver up my spine.
会让我不由自主地摇尾巴 The wag in my tiny tail.
抓住他们 Arrest them!
我们不如做个小实验吧 黛安狐 What if we tried a little experiment, Diane?
你也知道 我的慈善晚会 As you know, my Gala for Goodness...
在晚会上传奇的心形陨石 Where the legendary Love Crater Meteorite
将首次进行公开展览 will be on display for the first time ever.
今晚所有的焦点是你们 不是我 All eyes will be on you tonight, not me.
你真是个 You're such a...
好孩子 Good boy.
是你 You.
全是你策划的 It was all you.
狼哥 你在说什么呢 What are you talking about, Wolf?
老太太 金海豚杯 The old lady, the Golden Dolphin,
善良培训 全是为了今晚 good training... it was all to get us here,
这样他就能偷走陨石 然后让我们顶罪 so he could steal the meteorite and let us take the fall.
什么老太太 Whoa. Whoa, what old lady?
而且一只豚鼠要一颗陨石能干嘛 And-and why would a guinea pig want a meteorite anyway?
各位 他吓到我了 Uh, guys, he's creeping me out.
等等 什么 到底怎么了 Wait, what? What's going on?
谁能把我转过来 Someone turn me around.
很好 Well, well.
你们终于明白了 So, you finally get it.
-等等 -什么 -Wait. -What?
偷陨石的真的是你 You stole the meteorite?
那不仅是一颗陨石 Oh, it's not just a meteorite.
我就说了那是个屁股 I told you guys it's a butt.
那不是屁股 It's not a butt!
其实它是一个巨大的能源 It's the ultimate power source.
当它撞击地球时 科学家们发现 You see, when it struck, scientists found that
它发射出了一种地球上从没有过的 it emitted an electromagnetic frequency
电磁频率 unlike anything else on Earth.
我要利用它的力量 I'm going to harness its power
实施一次空前绝后的抢劫 to pull off the greatest heist the world has ever seen.
你之前就该趁机吃掉它 You should've eaten him when you had the chance.
-没错 -为什么选我们 -Yep. -But why us?
因为你们是最佳的替罪羊 Because you're the perfect patsies.
想想看 当人们在字典上看到坏这个字的时候 Come on, when people look up "bad" in the dictionary,
他们会想起可爱的豚鼠吗 do they see a sweet, adorable guinea pig?
不 他们会想到你们 No. They see you.
你们永远都是坏的 And they always will.
说的有理 Okay, fine.
但你陷害了我们 But you set us up.
别胡说了 Oh, pish-pish.
实际上是进化陷害了你们 Let's be honest-- evolution set you up.
不过大坏狼还真是努力 But Wolfie here really clinched it.
你落入了我设下的每个圈套 You fell for every one of my traps,
从拯救无助的小老太太开始 starting with saving a helpless little old lady.
狼仔 他在说什么 Wolf, what's he talking about?
哎呀 Whoops.
我是不是话太多了 Did I say too much?
总之事实又一次证明 Anyhoo, looks like, yet again,
大坏狼根本斗不过我机智小豚鼠 the Big Bad Wolf got outsmarted by a little piggy.
你这发了腮的臭耗子 You little pouchy-cheeked rat!
我要杀了你 给我等着 I'll kill you! You hear me?
-你死定了 你死 -救命啊 -You're dead! You're de... -Help! Help! Help!
大坏狼想要攻击我 The Big Bad Wolf is attacking me.
你这下彻底完蛋了 大坏狼 Oh, now you are done forever, Wolf!
教授 教授 Professor, Professor,
你觉得坏蛋联盟是怎么 any thoughts on how the Bad Guys managed
在众目睽睽之下偷走陨石的 to steal the meteorite in plain sight?
凭我的直觉 Well, off the top of my head,
他们或许是提前进入场地 perhaps they accessed the site previously
布置好复杂的隧道和活板门系统 and set up an intricate system of tunnels and trapdoors...
然后通过远程操控 that could be remotely triggered
将陨石往下吸到临时保管处 to suck the meteorite down into a holding area,
-但谁说得准呢 -确实 -but how should I know? -Totally.
毕竟疯狂的幕后黑手是他们 不是我 I mean, they're the deranged masterminds, not me.
我如数奉还 I'm giving it all back.
反超级坏蛋联盟
真不敢相信 我们居然被一只小耗子出卖了 I can't believe we got double-crossed by a tiny rodent.
我们确实是被耗子出卖了 Oh, we got double-crossed by a rodent all right,
-但可不是只小耗子 -什么 -but, uh, not a tiny one. -What?
本该是我们把橘子酱耍得团团转 This was supposed to be us conning Marmalade.
可结果却是狼仔耍了我们 It turns out it was Wolf conning us.
听了有什么感想吗 狼仔 Does that sound familiar to you, Wolf?
你为什么会这么想 Why-why would you think that?
我也不知道 也许是因为你刚刚破坏了 Oh, I don't know, maybe because you just sabotaged
我们这辈子最宏伟的盗窃计划 the biggest heist of our lives.
你欠我们一个解释 I think you owe us an explanation, buddy.
好吧 你说得对 Okay. You're right.
事情是这样的 This is what happened.
当时在博物馆里 我打算偷一个老太太的钱包 Back in the museum, I just tried to steal an old lady's purse.
小偷小摸一把 Classic snatch and grab.
打算 你以前偷东西不是都直接就下手了吗 Tried to? Since when do you try to steal something and not just steal it?
我正打算偷钱包 她就跌倒了 然后 I was trying to steal the purse when the old lady fell and...
我扶住了她 I kind of helped her.
什么 What?
我就拉了她一把 I kind of helped her.
然后偷走了钱包 But then you stole her purse.
不 我没有 No, I didn't.
我救了老太太 她抱了我 I saved the old lady, and she hugged me,
我的尾巴就摇起来了 具体说不上来 and my tail wagged, and I didn't know what it was,
但我感觉 挺好 but it felt, uh, you know... good.
然后你就偷走了钱包 But then you stole the purse.
没有 No!
我听到了豚鼠劝你 You know, I heard what the pig said to you
甩掉我们这些包袱 about cutting us loose.
等等 甩了我们 Wait. Like, "us" us?
但我没想到你真这么做了 But I never thought you'd actually do it, man.
我绝不会 我只是想 I-I would never... I was trying to...
我只想让大家过上更好的生活 I was trying to find us a better life.
我对生活很满意 直到你决定毁了这一切 Our life was perfect until you decided to ruin it.
我没有 I didn't.
你们在晚会上也感觉到了 You guys felt it at the gala.
想想那些掌声和欢呼声 The clapping, the cheering.
我们不再被大家讨厌 We were more than... than just scary villains.
而是深受喜爱 They loved us.
是吗 要是真的喜欢我们 Oh, yeah? If they loved us so much,
那明明不是我们干的 怎么还把我们关起来了 how come we're in prison for a crime we didn't commit?
有件事 橘子酱倒是说对了 You know what? I'll give Marmalade this.
他看透了 世界就是这样 At least he sees the world for what it is
有些人就是很可怕 a place where some people are scary
有些人就是会害怕 and some people are scared.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
可我受够了被人害怕 Well, I'm tired of being scary.
我受够了被人排斥 I'm-I'm tired of being an outcast.
也许我不想当 Maybe I don't want to be a...
当什么 坏蛋吗 What? A Bad Guy?
你不想再当坏蛋了 对吧 Don't want to be a Bad Guy anymore, huh?
快承认啊 Say it, Wolf.
我猜到了 Yeah, I thought so.
那我们呢 你的老朋友呢 And us, your lifelong friends?
我们拖累你了吗 We're just holding you back?
对 拖累了我 Yeah, maybe you are!
把你的话收回去 Take it back!
收回去 快道歉 Take it back! Apologize!
住手 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
监狱不是打架的地方 Prison is no place for fighting.
这话跟他说 Tell that to him.
什么 What?
等等 -Oh! -W-W-Wait, wait. Ho-Hold on.
黛安狐 Diane?
你怎么会哼哼哈嘿砰砰砰的 But how do you know how to do all of that kick-kick-punch-punch?
等等 你就是血红爪 Wait a sec, you're the Crimson Paw?
血红爪
诈骗女王 The queen of cons,
像瑞士军刀一样全能 acrobatic Swiss Army knife.
曾两次盗取孙潘戈钻石 Stole the Zumpango diamond twice.
一次是为了钱 一次纯属消遣 Once for profit, second time just for fun.
从未被查明身份 从未被抓获 Never identified, never caught.
看来我还是世界上最厉害的坏蛋 Guess I'm still the best bad guy the world has ever seen.
至少以前是 Ugh, at least I used to be.
不 我还是最厉害的 Nope, I'm still the best.
我这技术已经刻进了骨子里 Just like riding a stolen bicycle.
你头上有 哎呀 Oh, uh, you got a little... Ouch.
你为什么要来救我们 Hey, wh-why did you save us anyway?
晚会结束后 我知道事有蹊跷 After the gala, I knew something wasn't right,
所以做了点儿调查 那颗陨石 so I did some investigating, and that meteor...
我知道 就是个超级宇宙大天线之类的 I know. Some kind of cosmic mega-super-antennae thing.
对 通过离子晶体传导 Right. If conducted through an array of ionized crystals,
它将会产生巨大的精神控制力场 it will generate a massive psychokinetic field
大到覆盖整座城市 the size of a city.
抱歉 我打断你了吗 Oh, my gosh. Did I interrupt you?
你是要说这个吗 Were you gonna say that?
我本来想说得更专业一点儿 Uh, I-I-I was gonna be a little more technical,
不过重点都差不多 but you got the gist of it.
不能让橘子酱得逞 但我一个人做不到 Marmalade needs to be stopped, but I can't do it alone.
你们最熟悉他的住宅了 You know his compound better than anyone.
包在我们身上 You can count on us.
对吧 各位 Right, guys?
别再说我们了 There is no "us."
就此别过 We're through, Wolf.
分道扬镳吧 Done. Finito.
就因为刚才的打打闹闹 Because of that little tiff back there?
别这样 小矛盾罢了 Come on, man, that's what we do.
打是亲 骂是爱 You serve, I volley.
友谊常在 That's our little dance.
已经不在了 Not this time.
食人鱼 Piranha?
网妹 Webs?
抱歉 狼哥 Sorry, Wolfie.
鲨鲨 Shark.
嘿 Hey.
各位 Guys?
你想知道我为什么讨厌生日 是吗 You want to know why I hate birthdays, Wolf? Do you?
我是一条蛇 没人来过我的生日派对 When you grow up a snake, nobody shows up to your party.
生日总是在提醒我 Birthdays are a constant reminder that out there
在别人眼里我就是个可怕的一无是处的怪物 I'm just a scary, good-for-nothing monster.
但最让我难过的是被唯一的兄弟 But nothing compares to having the one guy...
唯一一个我信任过的兄弟 the one guy I thought I could trust
从背后捅了一刀 stab me in the back.
我们走吧 离开这里 Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.
现在来见识一下真正的坏蛋长什么样吧 Now, this is what a true bad guy looks like.
不如玩点儿有意思的吧 What do you say we have some fun?
嘿 你还好吗 Hey. You okay?
不 我不好 No, I'm not okay.
我一点儿都不好 I'm very, very un-okay.
我失去了仅有的几个朋友 Just left the only friends I have ever had,
我到底 我到底在干什么 so what am I... what am I doing?
我知道要放下一切 I know this isn't easy,
并不容易 leaving everything behind.
-你知道 -对 -Do you? -Yeah.
我当时是世界上最好的盗贼 I was the best thief in the world.
敏捷 无畏 充满创造力 Fast, fearless, inventive.
我只剩下一件东西没偷到手 I just had one thing left to steal.
金海豚杯 The Golden Dolphin.
于是那时你计划去偷 So you went after it.
我不只是计划去偷 I didn't just go after it.
我得手了 I had it.
还能轻松离开 And a clear escape route.
但是 But...
我看到镜子里 all I saw in the end was the tricky fox
自己就是故事里狡猾狐狸的样子 that they always told me I was.
那一刻改变了我 It changed everything.
所以我决定不再害人 So, now, instead of hurting people,
而是助人 I'm helping them.
我还是我 I'm still me.
只不过是一个变好了的我 I'm just me on the right side.
你做了正确的事 You're doing the right thing.
如果你的朋友们是真正的朋友 And someday your friends, if they're real friends,
他们总有一天会理解你的 I think they'll understand.
好了 我们进去吧 Now, come on, let's get inside.
你看起来就像刚刚越狱了一样 You look like you just busted out of a prison.
豚鼠 Guinea pigs?
橘子酱 Marmalade.
快走吧 Let's bounce.
原来这里就是传奇大盗血红爪的藏身之处 So this is the hideout of the great Crimson Paw.
吃点心吗 Snack break?
时间不太合适 但你想吃就吃吧 Okay, oddly timed, but you do you.
身份验证已通过 Identity verified.
-什么 -欢迎回来 黛安狐 -What? -Welcome, Diane.
-我的天哪 -Whoa! Holy moly!
回家的感觉真好 It's so good to be home.
没开玩笑吧 Are you kidding me?
激光瞄准滑索 Laser-sighted zip line?
XM 2400型雷达干扰器 天啊 The XM 2400 radar jammer? No way.
其实我更喜欢上一个型号 I actually prefer the earlier model.
我们可以各自保留意见 Agree to disagree.
这个小东西也不错嘛 Uh, this stuff is nice, too.
对 那是个小喷灯 Yeah, that's a blowtorch.
这个色号不太衬你的肤色 Also, not really your color.
好了 橘子酱 All righty, Marmalade.
你到底在打什么主意 你这个毛茸茸的小怪物 What are you up to, you fuzzy little weirdo?
得先看看城市全景 We need eyes on the city.
让我试试能否侵入 Let's see if we can't hack
政府的监控卫星 into the government's surveillance satellite.
你可是市长 不能直接要求吗 But you're the governor. Couldn't you just ask?
能 但程序太麻烦了 Yeah, but... the paperwork.
我发现了明显的可疑活动迹象 I am definitely picking up on suspicious activity here.
这是豚鼠的热能标记 Those are guinea pig heat signatures.
橘子酱好像控制了它们 Marmalade seems to be controlling them.
但要干什么呢 But to do what?
看不出有明显的目标 There are no obvious targets.
那是因为目标在不断移动 That's because they're moving targets.
是他筹集的善款 His charity fundraiser.
他要监守自盗 偷自己名下的善款 He's gonna steal the money raised in his own name?
这是史无前例的大型抢劫案 It's the greatest heist the world's ever seen.
十亿美元已被分别装上卡车 $1 billion inside trucks,
运往城市的各个慈善机构 on their way to charities all over the city.
我们必须切断橘子酱 We need to cut off Marmalade's communication
和豚鼠大军的通讯 with his guinea pig army.
要是通讯信号断了 If there's no signal...
抢劫也就泡汤了 There's no heist.
我们必须偷到陨石 We have to steal the meteorite.
-异口同声了 我们俩好默契 -好啦 That was very cute... -All right. -...what we just did there.
穿上紧身衣 做好准备 Put on your big-girl pants. We're gearing up.
它就算了吧 I wouldn't take that.
可能会扯掉你的裤子 Those things rip your pants right off.
换条干净的内裤 Huh. Try wearing clean underwear.
以防万一 Just in case.
什么 Wha...
你偷了我的车 You stole my car?
了不起 Respect.
我们出发 Let's do this.
-不 -什么 -No! -What?
我们的东西呢 All our stuff?
-不好了 -东西都去哪儿了 -No, no, no, no, no. -Where is everything?
-不 -一件都没留 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! -All our stuff.
-全都没了 -我的伪装衣柜呢 -It's all gone. -My disguise closet!
我的东西呢 Where's my things?
那头狼把战利品都上交了 Wolf gave away all our loot.
那都是我们光明正大偷来的 We stole it fair and square.
我终于明白被人 Now I understand what it feels like
偷走家当是什么感觉了 to have things stolen from you.
感觉不好 I don't like it!
感觉很不好 I really don't like it!
我们没吃的 也没钱 We got no food. We got no money.
没钱买吃的 We got no money we could use to buy food.
更没吃的能卖钱 No food we can sell for money.
我们 We...
好了 All right, okay, okay.
给你 拿着 Here, here. Take it.
别哭了 Now, stop crying, buddy.
蛇哥 你刚才做了什么 Um, Snake, what did you just do?
怎么了 我朋友很难过 What? My friend was sad.
我安慰他一下而已 I was just cheering him up.
你 你做了一件好事 You... you did a good thing.
-为我做的 -别胡说八道 -For me. -Don't be ridiculous.
我只不过是优先满足了你的需求 I just put your needs before my own.
-对 这就是在做好事 -我没有 -Yeah. You're being good. -I'm not.
我只是做了点儿牺牲 好让鲨鲨高兴起来 I was simply making a sacrifice so Shark could be happy.
你刚才说的就是善良这个词的定义 That is the actual definition of being good.
蛇哥 你 Snake, you,
你是我们当中最坏的 最自私的 the worst one of us, the most selfish.
-最恶毒 -最可怕 -Spiteful. -Terrible.
-最卑鄙 -最狡猾 -Sneaky. -Dishonest.
-最冷血 -心机最重 -Insensitive. -Manipulative.
-最像蛇 -最讨人厌 -Snakelike. -Stanky.
说重点行吗 And your point is?
也许狼哥说得对 I think Wolf was right.
我们可以改变 不再当可怕的坏蛋 Maybe we could be more than just scary villains.
我在 我在摇尾巴 Is this... is this wagging?
我们在摇尾巴 We're-we're wagging.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
我们永远都是坏蛋 We'll always be Bad Guys!
快点儿 再快点儿 我的小豚鼠们 Faster, faster, my little pigs.
儿童医院
学校
感谢捐赠
等我们偷到陨石 Once we steal the meteorite,
就直接把它送到警局 we take it straight to the police.
我的罪就一笔勾销了 And all will be forgiven.
一笔勾销不好说 但算是起了个好头 I don't know about "all," but it's a start.
危险
这就怪了 That's strange.
为什么橘子酱不给金海豚杯安装防盗系统 Why would Marmalade leave the Golden Dolphin unprotected?
-因为这可能是个陷阱 -也可能 -Because maybe it's a trap. -Or maybe...
等等 等等 等等 -Wait, wait, wait!
对 这就是个陷阱 Yeah, it was a trap.
好啊 好啊 Well, well, well.
这不是我的得意门生吗 If it isn't my prized pupil.
你还把市长带来了 And you've brought along the governor.
或者该叫你 Or should I say...
大盗血红爪 the Crimson Paw?
你真是个天才 竟然用这种方式藏匿孙潘戈钻石 Mm, what an ingenious way to disguise a Zumpango diamond,
就藏在所有人的眼皮底下 hiding it in plain sight.
不是吧 You got to be kidding me.
怎么了 我对它有感情 What? I'm sentimental.
你总是神气活现 You always did have panache.
可惜最终还是落入了我的陷阱 And yet, you still fell right into my trap.
可你是怎么知道我们会来的 But how did you know we'd even be here?
有个朋友给我提了一个醒 Oh, I got a little tip from a friend.
嘿 哥们儿 Hey, buddy.
最近好吗[双关:被挂起来感觉如何] How's it hanging?
蛇哥 Snake.
你说巧不巧 我们一拍即合 What can I say? We just clicked.
是吗 给你最爱的食物打工 感觉怎么样 Oh, yeah? How's it feel to be working for your favorite food?
你只是在嫉妒 Ah, you're just jealous
我能参与本世纪最伟大的抢劫 to be missing out on the heist of the century.
什么都有 It's got everything
背叛 陨石 脑波控制 betrayal, a meteor, mind control.
我能戴上试试吗 Can I try it on?
当然了 搭档 Of course, partner.
真好 不用辛苦跑现场就能实施犯罪 Nice. All the crime with none of the exercise.
那你对我们演讲的善良之花呢 What about all that "flower of goodness" talk?
全都是谎话吗 Was it all just a lie?
差不多吧 Uh, pretty much, yeah.
其实我从不在乎什么是好 You see, I never cared about what's "good."
我只在乎什么对我好 Only what's good for me.
比如说 十亿美元 Like, say, a billion dollars.
我感到了刺激 Ooh, I just got a tingle.
不作恶 Go bad...
不快活 Or go home.
抱抱 杀了他们 Cuddles, finish them.
有毒气 Poison gas.
摒住呼吸 Don't breathe it in.
等一下 Wait a second.
这味道不是毒气 That's not poison gas.
抱歉啦 Sorry!
惊喜吧 Surprise!
什么 是你们 What? Ah, guys.
真没想到你们会来 I can't believe it's you.
-你说得对 狼哥 -我们都摇尾巴了 -You were right, Wolfie. -We felt the wag, man.
-还有善良的刺激 -感觉不错吧 -And the tingle. -It's good, right?
这场面很感人 This is super moving,
不过能不能等会儿再说 but can we do this later?
感觉我的鳍会自己打节奏 Feels like I got a rhythm section in my fin.
拜托 Ugh. Come on.
我们快没命了 Spinning blades!
对哦 Oh, yeah. Right.
抱歉 交给我 Sorry. I got it.
各位 Guys...
你们能来真的太好了 Am I happy to see you.
是时候让大坏狼出马 Now it's time to huff and puff
把小豚鼠打个落花流水了 and blow this little piggy's heist down.
游戏结束了 小豚鼠 Game over, guinea pig.
借助陨石的力量就能实行超级邪恶计划 With this meteorite, we will be able to commit crimes
其他人做梦都想不到 people have only dreamed about.
屁股石头还挺有用嘛 Not bad for a butt rock.
再说一次 这不是 Once again, it's not a...
别介意 Don't mind us.
我们打个劫就走 Just robbing this place.
不要 No, no, no!
小猫咪 快下来 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
-太好了 -我们成功了 -All right! -We did it!
去把陨石交给警长就能洗清你们的罪名 Now to get this thing to the chief and clear your names.
奇怪 我们通常都是从警察局逃走的 Weird. Usually, we drive away from the police.
兄弟[西班牙语] 我们真的组织了劫案吗 Hey, chico, are you sure we stopped the heist?
-没错 -放心 -Yeah. -Relax.
没有陨石橘子酱就控制不了那些豚鼠 Marmalade can't control them if he doesn't have the meteorite.
那现在是谁在开卡车 So, who's driving those trucks?
是陨石 The meteorite.
-它还在传导能量 -糟了 -It's still transmitting. -Uh-oh.
得保护善款 各位 计划有变 The charity money. Change of plan, guys.
网妹 你有没有办法控制 Webs, is there some way to override
卡车的导航系统 the truck's navigation system?
我们需要磁力交叉电路干扰器 Uh, we'd need some kind of magnetized cross-circuit interceptor.
你是说这个吗 You mean this?
她真是越来越酷了 Ooh! She just keeps getting cooler!
好 Oh, yeah!
不好 Oh, no.
我们得分头行动 We got to split up.
网妹 想不想来场女孩们的冒险 Webs, you feel like a girls' trip?
好啊 Um, yes.
回头见 小伙子们 Later, boys.
我我也想去女孩组 I want to go on the girls' trip.
-你给车买了保险吧 -买了 问这个干嘛 -You're insured, right? -Yeah. Why?
这是 喂 这可是我的爱车 Hey! That's my car!
小菜一碟[西班牙语] 宝贝 It's ceviche, baby!
拜拜了您嘞 So long, suckers.
重新规划路线
你从哪儿学这些本事的 Where'd you learn to do that?
不好意思 才能是天生的 Well, I'm, you know, kind of a natural.
其实是网上学的 Mostly YouTube.
干得漂亮 Nice work.
警察局见 Meet me at the police station.
别迟到了 Don't be late.
把这块屁股石头交给警长 就大功告成了 What do you say we deliver this butt rock to the chief?
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no!
那是我偷来的钱 That's my stolen money.
你连他们下一步的行动都预测不了要你有什么用 What good are you if you can't even anticipate their next move?
-这么说都怪我了 -对 -Oh, so it's my fault? -Yes.
-警长 -但愿是好消息 -Chief. -This better be good.
相信我 你肯定不会后悔 Trust me, you don't want to miss this.
快看 Look.
我的天哪 Well, butter my crumpets.
这是真的吗 Can it be?
坏蛋联盟居然要来归还陨石 The Bad Guys are returning the meteorite?
真的能看到皆大欢喜的圆满结局吗 Perhaps this is the feel-good story we all need.
-好耶 -太好了 -Woo-hoo! Yeah! -Woo-hoo! -All right!
你他们会不会为我们准备了派对 Do you guys think they'll throw us a party?
对呀 可能有烟花 糖罐和蛋糕 Yeah. With fireworks, pi?atas and cake.
我们不能丢下他 We can't do this without him.
虽然他就是个不高兴先生 He might be a Mr. Grumpy Pants...
但他是我们的不高兴先生 But he's our Mr. Grumpy Pants.
对 Yeah.
大坏狼 Wolf!
我终于明白你的朋友为什么要抛弃你了 I'm starting to see why your friends dumped you.
我根本没有朋友 I don't have any friends!
蛇哥 蛇哥 Snake! Snake!
狼仔 Wolf?
蛇哥 回来吧 Snake, come back!
我们需要你 宝贝 We need you, baby!
你也需要我们 And you need us!
又来这一套 感情用事 Oh, there you go again, making it personal.
我给你们最后一次机会 把陨石交给我 I'll give you one last chance to give me the meteorite.
不给又怎样 小胡子 Oh, yeah? What you gonna do, Whiskers?
瞧好了 This.
怎么 What the...?
可爱大军追上来了 We've got adorable company.
快逃 Floor it!
我就不该叫他小胡子 Maybe I shouldn't have called him Whiskers.
我今天起床的时候 When I woke up this morning,
可没想到会经历这种场面 this is not where I saw the day going.
撑住 Come on.
你派的豚鼠是不是太多了点儿 Hey, hey, let's dial this down a notch, huh?
再说你根本抓不住他 Besides, you'll never get him.
他车技一流 He's too good a driver.
你说得对 Hmm. You're right.
我现在改主意了 也许该利用 But now that I think of it, maybe it would be better
那头狼最大的弱点 to exploit his greatest weakness.
没错 Exactly.
等等 Wait.
别 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
慢着 Hold on, hold it, hold it, hold it.
好吧 你赢了 Okay, okay. You win.
这块太空石头是你的了 You can have the space rock.
真是好孩子 Good boy, Wolf.
你来开车 Take the wheel.
别着急 Not so fast.
你先放了他 不然我就用这个了 Pull him up first, or I'll use this.
别逗了 Oh, come now.
快放了他 否则别想拿到陨石 Do it, or you'll lose the rock.
那就如你所愿 If you insist.
抱抱 Cuddles!
你不是想要他吗 那就还给你 You want him? He's yours.
蛇哥 不 Snake! No, no, no!
-蛇哥 -不 -Snake! -Oh, no!
各位 我知道这很疯狂 但我们要飞过去 Guys, I know it's crazy, but we're gonna jump it.
疯狂 这不是正合我意了吗 兄弟[西班牙语] Crazy? You're finally speaking my language, chico.
我们会成功的 We're gonna make it!
你回来找我了 You came back.
蛇哥 Snake.
我之前应该跟你说实话的 I should've been honest with you.
我只是害怕 如果你知道了 I was afraid that if you knew
我想变好 你会 I-I wanted to be good that you'd...
像个混蛋一样跟你绝交吗 Act like a jerk and never talk to you again?
对 Yeah.
重点是 我 Point is I... I-I-I, you know...
好了 我也爱你 哥们儿 Yeah. I love you, too, buddy.
这画面太美了 This-this is so beautiful.
美到没法形容了 Do you know how beautiful this is, you guys?
我都快要被你弄哭了 Now... Now you're gonna make me cry.
我知道 I know!
真丢人 对吧 So pathetic, right?
别哭了 各位 Come on, guys.
谁说我们完了 Who said it was the end?
不 不好了 抱抱 No, no, no, don't... No, no. Cuddles!
直升机在下降 We're losing altitude!
直升机在下降 我们要坠机了 We're losing altitude! We're going down!
发生什么了 爆炸了吗 What happened? Did we blow up?
这里是天堂吗 Is this heaven?
游戏结束 That is it.
嘿 Hey!
这次你们绝对逃不出我的手掌心了 There is absolutely no way you're getting away this time.
-等等 警长-黛安狐市长 -Wait, Chief. -Governor Foxington?
别抓他们 -Don't do this. -Ow!
他们没有偷陨石 They didn't steal the meteorite.
而是把它找回来了 They were bringing it back.
你是怎么知道的 Ha! How could you know that?
难道 难道你和这群罪犯有所勾结 Unless... unless you were conspiring with a bunch of known criminals.
我 Well...
其实 as a matter of fact,
是时候该坦白一些事情了 it's time I came clean about something.
其实我真的是 真的是 The truth is I'm really...r-really...
真的很喜欢让罪犯洗心革面 Really a big fan of redemption arcs.
我们知道了 Yeah, we know.
我们不会再逃了 We're done running away.
-对 -对 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm.
-对 -对 -Yeah. -Yep.
警长 秉公执法吧 Chief, do what you need to do.
什么 What?
你们要自首吗 Y-You're turning yourself in?
虽然我们没有偷陨石 We might not have stolen the meteorite,
但我们以前确实偷了不少东西 but we did steal a lot of other things.
是时候承担起责任 It's time we took some responsibility.
重新开始了 Start a clean state.
戴上手铐吧 警长 Take us in, Chief.
这是真的吗 Wow, really?
你终于做到了 You finally did it.
这是属于你的高光时刻 This is your moment, Chief.
好好享受 Drink it in.
这么说我应该来场演讲 You know, I should... I should give a speech.
我是不是该来场演讲 I... Well, I-I should, shouldn't I?
在我六岁的时候 When I was six years old,
我决定要成为短笛演奏家 I decided that I wanted to play the piccolo,
结果发现我的手指 only to find that my fingers were just
力量太大不适合握这种精巧的小乐器 too powerful for that fragile little instrument.
就在那时我了解到了执法部门 And that's when I discovered law enforcement.
我为你感到骄傲 I'm proud of you, Wolf.
毕竟狐狸和狼也没多大区别 You know, a fox and a wolf are not that different.
你还有美好的未来 市长 You got a good thing going here, Governor.
如今坏蛋联盟的犯罪传奇 So, it turns out the saga of the Bad Guys
画上了简单而圆满的句号 has come to a simple and totally satisfying conclusion.
但话说回来陨石到底在哪儿 Though I wonder, what happened to the meteorite?
作恶多端的坏蛋联盟再次被捕
抱抱 开快点儿 Cuddles! Faster, faster!
是橘子酱教授 It's Professor Marmalade!
他把陨石带回来了 He's bringing the meteorite back.
对 没错 Huh? Uh, yes, yes.
我把陨石带回来了 Bringing... bringing it back.
这正是我在做的事 That's precisely what I am doing.
不要再找了 Look no further.
你们的英雄归来了 Your hero has arrived.
教授 请您说两句吧 Professor, care to comment?
蒂芙尼 我想帮他们的 I tried to help them, Tiffany
可到头来他们还是不知悔改 but in the end, it's the same old story.
坏蛋不改 好人不变 Bad guys bad, good guys good.
好深刻 好智慧 So true. So wise.
此外为了城市安全 Furthermore, for the good of the city,
我慷慨地决定将陨石 I have generously decided to take the meteorite
带回我的住宅妥善保管 back to my compound for safekeeping.
他不会真的能逃脱惩罚吧 Is he seriously gonna get away with this?
谢谢大家 你们太客气了 Thank you. Gosh, you're kind.
为我鼓掌吧 Give it up for me!
等一下 Wait a second.
这不是陨石 This isn't the meteorite.
这是一盏灯 It's a lamp.
什么 What?
蛇哥 你刚才做了什么 Snake, what did you just do?
怎么了 我的朋友很难过 What? My friend was sad,
我安慰他一下而已 and I was just cheering him up.
也许狼哥说得对 I think Wolf was right.
我们可以改变不再当可怕的坏蛋 Maybe we could be more than just scary villains.
我很坏 你也很坏 I'm bad. You're bad.
不如坏坏联手 Let's be bad together.
合作愉快 You've got yourself a deal.
-我能戴上试试吗 -当然了 搭档 -Can I try it on? -Of course, partner.
别介意 Don't mind us.
我们打个劫就走 Just robbing this place.
灯
不 No, no, no!
陨石
过载
如果这是灯 那陨石 But if that's a lamp, where is the...
来个偷天换日 The old switcheroo.
就是个屁股 It's a butt.
等一下 Hold on.
这可是孙潘戈钻石 This is the Zumpango diamond.
它之前不是被偷了吗 But this was stolen by the...
你就是血红爪 By the Crimson Paw.
不 不是我 Me? Oh, oh, no, no, no.
-我的天 -不 你弄错了 -OMG. -No, no, no. No, you've got it wrong.
-惊天大反转 -这是个天大的错误 -And a shocking twist. -You're making a huge mistake!
臭名昭著的江洋大盗血红爪 The notorious bandit known as the Crimson Paw
-原来他的真面目是-不不 -has been revealed to be... -No! No!
橘子酱教授 none other than Professor Marmalade.
不 我不是血红爪 I'm not the Crimson Paw.
她才是血红爪 Sh-She's the Crimson Paw.
她才是啊 Sh-She's the Paw!
我是善良之花 I'm a flower of goodness! No!
你可真是太棒了 Ooh! That's my reptile right there.
-我正想这么说呢 -真棒 -That's what I'm talking about! All right! -Yeah!
别闹 总有人要毁掉那颗陨石 Come on, somebody had to destroy that meteorite.
那玩意儿太危险了 That thing was dangerous.
干得漂亮 蛇哥 That was pretty good there, Snakey.
漂亮 我就是个天才 Good? It was genius.
不仅打败了那只豚鼠 Not only did I foil the pig,
还让你承认了你有多在乎我 I got you to admit how much you care about me.
确实如此 Sure, yeah.
但有件事我想不明白 I just wonder about one little thing.
是吗 说来听听 Oh, yeah? What's that, Wolf?
你以为是谁把推推糖放在冰箱里的 Who do you think put that one Push Pop in the fridge?
等等 Wait.
是你 不会吧 You... No.
我就知道你好心 I knew you were good.
才不是 No
-我们好心 我们超棒 -好耶 -We good, baby. We good. -Yeah!
坏蛋联盟
山姆·洛克威尔 饰演 大坏狼
马克·马龙 饰演 贪心蛇
奥卡菲娜 饰演 骇客蛛
克雷格·罗宾逊 饰演 美肚鲨
安东尼·拉莫斯 饰演 食人鱼
理查德·阿瓦迪 饰演 橘子酱教授
莎姬·贝兹 饰演 黛安狐/血红爪
艾利克斯·布诺斯汀 饰演 警长
莉莉·辛格 饰演 蒂芙尼·弗拉菲特
想象一下 今天是你的生日 Okay, so imagine it's your birthday.
今天就是我的生日 It is my birthday.
一年后 因表现良好减刑
我知道 我们走着走着 Yeah, I know. So, but we're walking along
你遇到一个精灵 and you meet a genie.
他叫什么名字 Okay. What's his name?
你是说精灵吗 What's the genie's name?
对 我得知道对方是谁 Yeah, I want to know who I'm talking to.
就叫他小精灵好了 I don't know, Genie or Gene for short.
他送了你三个愿望望 So he offers you three wishes.
为什么是三个 Why three?
行业惯例啦 You know, industry standard.
你会许什么愿望 Now, what do you wish for?
出狱愉快 -Uh... -Good luck out there, guys.
我一个愿望也不许 I'm gonna go with nothing.
不许愿 Nothing?
拜托 今天可是你的生日 Come on, it's your birthday.
好吧 可我还要许愿干什么 All right, but what do I need wishes for?
我有自由 I got my freedom.
-嘿 -朋友们 -Hey. -Guys!
看上去不错嘛 兄弟们[西班牙语] Looking good, hermanos.
我还有朋友 -I got my friends. -Aw.
还有一身好皮肤让我年轻了十岁 I got the skin of a reptile half my age.
十岁可能有点儿夸张 但你看上去确实很帅 I don't know about half your age, but you do look good.
因为你刚刚蜕完皮 Well, that's because you just molted.
-没错 -闻着也不错 -Yes, I did. -You smell good, too.
我闪亮亮 我真漂亮 I'm shiny. I'm gorgeous.
我们现在该干什么 Uh, so what do we do now?
-偷辆车 -食人鱼 -Steal a car? -Piranha!
开玩笑啦 I was joking.
玩笑而已 It was a joke.
我仔细想了想 狼仔 You know, on second thought, Wolf,
我想许愿能搭个便车 maybe I'd, uh, wish for a ride.
是吗 魔法显灵 Oh, yeah? Alakazam.
好极了 Nice.
各位 准备好开始工作了吗 Hey, guys. Ready to get to work?
嘿 哇 Hey. Whoa.
嘿 你 Hey, you.
就是你 过来 That's right. Come here.
靠近点儿 Little closer.
我叫你靠近点儿 I said closer.
既然你已经花了些时间了解我们 Now that we've had some time to get acquainted, uh,
现在就没那么害怕了吧 not so scary now, are we?
网妹 放歌 Webs, hit it.
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